"I feel like I'm on drugs"
....where do you think the word 'grain' comes from?
....I don't like fast sundays." - j
"jeff what should i eat?"- k
"Uhm, i don't know. But...OOH! can you bring me my chips?"- j
"What would I do without you jeffrey?!" - k
"Cry all the time?....heck I'm here now and you still cry all the time."- j
*after eating a bowl of western family frosted flakes (gross)
"UGH. I HATE WESTERN FAMILY!
...It should be called WORSTern family!" - j
*i had tried to sell our little black banana chair online but when i told them this he insisted that it was his most prized possession. (even though he hasn't sat in it since we've been married....haha) He was not very happy with me so he came home from work, got the banana chair, and left. He then sent me this picture with the caption: "Boom, sitting in it."
Later that night jeff was getting his stuff ready for his early morning workout...
"AH! Where are all my panties?!" - J
"....you sold them didn't you!!"- J
(i don't think anyone would want to buy his sweat infused boxers (not panties) that he has had for years; but i didn't tell him that. oh, and yes. he really said panties)
*comes to the couch to watch a movie with a whole pitcher full of water
"why do you have a whole pitcher of water?" - k
"I'm thirsty and i don't want to risk having to walk back over to the sink during the movie." - j
hahaha. he is the laziest hard worker i've ever met. one minute he can be the hardest worker i know and then the next....
but at least he knows when to be a hard worker.
oh and that same night, i sent him to the store to get jane some medicine and he came back with 2 boxes of oatmeal creme pies, 1 box of nutter bars, and a bag of beef jerky....typical. he knows i never buy those things so when he is left to his own devices he goes crazy. haha. love that cute boy. (and it's a really good thing he has the world's speediest metabolism ;)