keep an eye out for these criminals.

im so scared right now.
there are so many criminals running lose.
here on this very campus.
yes, you heard me right. don't believe me?
please observe the byu police beat.

+"there was a call made about some loud voices out by wyview park. when the police got  there they realized that there was a group of students playing a game where you act out  adverbs. the adverb they were acting out was 'angrily'. no harm was made." +"a man was reported walking into the Wilkinson center with a rifle case. when officers arrived, they discovered the 'rifle case' was actually a walking stick. this is not the first  time officers have responded to this man." +"two people were reported looking at bikes in heritage halls. when officers arrived,  they discovered they were parents of a student who lives there and they were waiting  for him to get out of church." my commentary: oh my heck...i feel uncomfortable sharing a campus with people who participate in such scandalous and deplorable behavior despicable.

anyways time for a little personal update.
 exciting things are happening to me.

my love life is blossoming!

...into an awkward, droopy little flower. 

and it is totally ok.

you guys don't believe me, probably.

so i found an illustration that is very fitting.

here i am.

in all of my unrefined, blundering glory.

 sad, yes. but it makes life funny.

it makes me laugh.

like LSHMSFOAIDMT

what is that jumble of letters?

it represents me

laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco.

happens alllll the time. 

jealous of my life much?