all in a day's work

ok I'm LOSING MY MIND.

literally. its ridiculous.

and the fact that I'm divulging this information to all of you kind of solidifies the point

i had a special day yesterday

*disclaimer, if you continue reading, you aren't allowed to judge me.

actually you are. i mean you are going to either way.

first of all, i forgot to put on deodorant.

yeah, 5th grade gym class days coming back to haunt me.

so yeah,i did that. and smelled real good.

 i went babysitting and my friend who i was babysitting for bought me lunch.

with chips and a soda to go with it.

well i left the soda in her car.

so it was just sitting there reminding her that she wasted money on me.

probably still is.

this next one is where major judgment may take place.

i was in a rush in the morning and i was too busy thinking about

bringing jeff's lunch, my backpack, and all the other things

that i just kinda forgot how to dress myself.

i forgot to wear a bra. 

really?! WHO DOES THAT?

i didn't realize until i was walking up to my first class.

and you can bet that my arms were crossed that whole time

and i drove home immediately after to mend the humiliating situation.

honestly, i've never done that.

i don't think many grown women have.

its quite impressive actually.

so then i decided to be productive and go to the gym.

i guess carrying my backpack plus my gym bag was too overwhelming

for me to remember that my cell phone exists.

so i left it in the bathroom that i was changing in.

no exaggeration, this is the 6th time in the past MONTH

that i have lost my phone.

previous to this month, i've lost my phone maybe like twice

my whole life.

jeff is used to random people calling me telling him that they have his wife's phone.

it happens like every other day...so...essiting.

also when i was in the gym i was running on the treadmill

and i looked over at the mirror to see if i look like a noob when i run.

well my not so subtle glance at the mirror resulted in me putting my foot

off the treadmill and almost falling.

the guy next to me was really scared for my life

and made sure to keep his eye on me the rest of the time to make sure

i didn't kill myself.

so moral of the story, i do look like a noob when i run.

i also got tired in the middle of the day and walked all the way to my car to take a nap in it.

i mean, my brain obviously needed to be recharged.

and gregory house.

i don't know if i've ever taken advice from him before

but i think today i will.

because this quote makes me feel better about myself.

some REALLY great things must be right around the corner for me...