Saturday, April 6, 2013

my current life story.

disclaimer: objects in photo are even more orange than they appear
my view of my belly standing up. see ya in 2 months, toes. // "if only i had orange shorts" he says.
no jeff. that would be a lethal combo. i feel like it could potentially blind my fetus from inside the womb.

what my diet has {almost solely} consisted of lately. 
otter pops vs. heartburn // can never eat enough fruit
spoiler: the heartburn wins 99% of the time, but otter pops provide a 3 second relief. better than nothing.

oh no big deal, i was getting my blood drawn and the lady thought it would be cute to gash me with a needle on the way in. right when i thought i could overcome my fear of shots. cute. // i was so excited to get a good deal on a rocking chair online. well, when it comes in the mail i realize it was just the cushions. went from high fiving myself to a face palm in a matter of seconds.

i miss my brothers. one of them just turned 16 and is going on his first date.
"do you think $100 is enough for a date? do i need to like, hug her a lot?" he says.
 and the other one of them ditched me for 2 years to be Christ-like. 
2 year is just an absurd amount of time. stop it.

happy thing: i am going to enjoy a relaxing weekend with my love watching this.
i highly recommend it :)

last thing.
you see this girl?
just picture a little fetus doing this on my ribs 24/7.
and then you will have a pretty good picture of what is going inside of my body at any given moment.
this would also be an appropriate time to envision a fetus doing tae kwon do on said ribs.
i could also post a picture of my blood shot eyes which result from a lack of sleep.
but i will spare you.

can't wait to meet my little monkey. 
after all she has put me through, i still wouldn't change a thing and I'm happier than i've ever been.

the end.


  1. Hehe! Hopefully she'll be just as active outside of your body! I'm sorry about the heartburn, though.

  2. I couldnt tell what that first picture was until I read the little caption! I hope the heartburn goes away and maybe your little kiddo stops moving SO much and will give you a break every once in a while.

  3. Lovely blog!

    Have a Beautifully Blessed Day~

    Jayma |

  4. Hahaha oh my gosh I love you blog and your writing. This post made me entirely too happy.

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