my current life story.

disclaimer: objects in photo are even more orange than they appear

my view of my belly standing up. see ya in 2 months, toes. // "if only i had orange shorts" he says.

no jeff. that would be a lethal combo. i feel like it could potentially blind my fetus from inside the womb.

what my diet has {almost solely} consisted of lately. 

otter pops vs. heartburn // can never eat enough fruit

spoiler: the heartburn wins 99% of the time, but otter pops provide a 3 second relief. better than nothing.

oh no big deal, i was getting my blood drawn and the lady thought it would be cute to gash me with a needle on the way in. right when i thought i could overcome my fear of shots. cute. // i was so excited to get a good deal on a rocking chair online. well, when it comes in the mail i realize it was just the cushions. went from high fiving myself to a face palm in a matter of seconds.

i miss my brothers. one of them just turned 16 and is going on his first date.

"do you think $100 is enough for a date? do i need to like, hug her a lot?" he says.

 and the other one of them ditched me for 2 years to be Christ-like. 

2 year is just an absurd amount of time. stop it.

happy thing: i am going to enjoy a relaxing weekend with my love watching this.
i highly recommend it :)

last thing.

you see this girl?

just picture a little fetus doing this on my ribs 24/7.

and then you will have a pretty good picture of what is going inside of my body at any given moment.

this would also be an appropriate time to envision a fetus doing tae kwon do on said ribs.

i could also post a picture of my blood shot eyes which result from a lack of sleep.

but i will spare you.

can't wait to meet my little monkey. 

after all she has put me through, i still wouldn't change a thing and I'm happier than i've ever been.

the end.