Am I really that friend? The one who texts 4 different friends on the same day and doesn't get a reply from any of them. I'm even annoyed by me. yikes.
Can someone please come watch gilmore girls with me? And when I mean someone, I mean a girl who appreciates quick wit humor like I do.
Do you want to get a foot zone? It's really cool. Email me or call me about it if you want to..or if you just want to learn more. Or just learn nothing and call me a witch doctor, because that's what some people do, too. Whatever suits you.
Want to go ahead and call me a crazy OIL lady too? Because, I've totally jumped aboard the essential oil bandwagon as well. But not the stinky oils...guh-ross.
Jane, remember the 2 hour cuddle session you gave me last christmas? You are welcome to give me the same gift this year.
Is this real life? because my brother gets home from his 2 year (seemed like 10 year) mission in less than 3 weeks. peeing in my pants............!!!!!!!!!!! oh and my sister and I are going to make homemade exfoliating face wash because we are both weird like that.
Hey Jeff, will you please get an 'A' on the test you are currently taking? Because I said you could buy yourself (and me) a treat if you do, and I really want a treat.
(a mint brownie from the creamery or a bag of sour gummy worms would really hit the spot.)