Wednesday, December 5, 2012

how to get your husband to do the dishes.

well this is my second consecutive how-to post.
you are welcome. ;)
i know i am so so helpful.

alright here is the story

so. i had a little bit of extra energy tonight. 
as opposed to the energy of a slug which is the norm lately- thanks baby
and i made my husband a yummy dinner to bring to work.

{in case you were wondering- it was a chicken wrap
chicken, ranch, bbq sauce, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tortilla 
husbands love it, and its very easy.}

i also made him a fruit smoothie with my beloved magic bullet
{you want one, i promise}
i added a little surprise in there which was half of a PEACH flavored yogurt creamy.
when i brought my smiling and grateful husband his dinner,
he asked what i put in his smoothie.
we are kind of always competing to see who can make the best tasting one. ;)
i told him all the ingredients and when i said a peach creamy

he vehemently retorted "YOU MEAN VANILLA!"
"no i mean peach" was my resolute reply.
"but our box only has vanilla, no peach"
"husband you are wrong."
"no i swear there is only vanilla, no peach"
"wanna bet?"
"yes!...loser has to do the dishes for a week!"

so i drove speedily home and rushed to the freezer, of course.
PEACH. boo ya.
i win.
and my husband will be doing the dishes for finals week.

just to let you know, he is actually really good at helping me around the house.
he has done the dishes multiple times, even without me asking. 

so, there you have it.
thats one way to do it. 

ALSO finals are next week.
i don't even know where to start.

so instead i basically just cook things like 
this // this // this // this // and this,

  listen to things like
this // this // and this,

 and watch shows like ONCE UPON A TIME! new fave,

oh, and go to reviews. {I'm not completely horrible}

would you like some more updates?
well here they are anyways.

+ my pants are struggling to stay up. i wear em down low like a thug, only i can't pull it off...
 usually on blogs you show people pictures of what you are talking about, but i'll spare you.
thanks to you, growing belly!

+ i look a lot fatter, but not really baby bump fat quite yet. such a wonderful stage i'm in.
no thanks to you, tight shirts.

most un cute baby bump ever, i know. 14 weeks

+ i realized the first trimester ends at week 14, not week 12. so intelligent.
thanks to you, pregnant brain

+ the medicine i started taking worked for 3 days, then stopped working. still a sick little duckling! thanks to you, baby! 
no thanks to you, unisom.

+ my baby is now the size of a clenched fist 
{or a flip phone, or a peach- depending on which website you look at....haha}

+ all i ever wanna do is sleep. so thats what I'm going to go do right now.

PS- if anyone is in the christmas spirit and is good at blog design, let me know. i would love a makeover :)


  1. Way to go, glad he is doing the dishes!

    Sparkles and Shoes

  2. Hi, Kerri! I'm a new GFC follower from the Share The Love blog hop! I would love for you to swing by and follow me back if you get the chance!

    Have a great day!
    Kristy @ Shona Skye Creations

  3. ahh i need to get my husband to do the dishes! haha your blog is so adorable. i'm following you from the blog hop!!!

    xo, brielle.

  4. That is an amazing story. I love it.

  5. -You look "fatter"? Spare me! You look so good girl!
    -Is Once Upon a Time on Netflix? Because I've heard it was so good from a plethora of people.
    -I'm going to steal your idea & just try to start a disagreement. Just kidding. But that is rather awesome to tell you the truth.
    -I can only do a FEW things with blog layouts. I definitely can't do the whole thing. I'm actually a bit computer illiterate. But I'd be happy to help you with a few things! :) Email me, yo!

    amanda @ we and serendipity

    1. yes the first season is on netflix! it is so good...i finished the whole season in like 3 days. it is seriously SO good! you have to watch it and tell me what you think. and ok ill email you- thanks!

  6. Hilarious!
    And you look great!
    You can hardly even tell you're pregnant.
    congrats by the way.
    I'm stopping by from the weekend blog walk and I'm your newest follower. ;)

  7. Any bump is a cute bump! I'm your newest follower :) Let me know if you have any design questions! xoxo, eliza

  8. I was huge at 14 weeks compared to you lol, i'm your newest follower from the Aloha Friday blog hop, would love if you could come by and follow back and join my blog hop!

  9. Hello! Found you VIA the Aloha Bog Hop...i'm excited to keep reading your follower :)

  10. Haha that is an awesome way to get husbands to do dishes!! And your bump is so cute =)

  11. You are so cute! Love that baby "bump"-- if you can call it that :)

  12. Congratulations on being pregnant!! :) Good luck on your finals, I hope you ace them all. Babies are the greatest blessings and I'm sure you're going to be an amazing mommy.

    Thank you so much for participating in our Aloha Friday Blog Hop!! I am following you, of course!! Wishing you and yours a lovely week!!


    Jean {What Jean Likes}

  13. Um, yeah. My 18 week bump is about 4 times the size of yours ;-)

    And I count trimesters as 13 weeks and 2 days, because it makes me feel better :)

    1. oh this was 14 weeks! I'm sure ill be much bigger at 18! :) haha



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